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Yo, Supernatural fans.

I'm playing the Impala, too. Don't you guys call it the Metallicar? That's gay.

Yeah I just spoiled you guys for season five. Suck it.
 
 
01 April 2009 @ 06:44 pm
So that idjit Sam tagged me for that "11 random things about you"-meme. And after I finished calling him an idjit, reminding him about my dead wife and those kids I couldn't save that one time, as well as all the times he's ignored my advice and done something stupid, and those powers of his which are just gonna bite him in the god damn ass and WHY WON'T ANYONE LISTEN TO MEEEEE?? I AM **ALWAYS** RIGHT!

I decided to fill out the meme anyway:


1. My middle name is Cranston. Fuck you, like Aloysius is any better, DEAN.

2. I wear a small top hat underneath my cap. I'm fancy like that.

3. And I have cufflinks under my flannel. See #2.

4. I hate the word "moist"

5. It's correctly spelled, "colour", you idjits.

6. And pronounced "to-mah-to" & "po-tah-to"

7. I hate long walks on the beach, but I tell everyone I love them. And now that I have admitted that, I'm going to have to put on my cookie pants and eat some ring-dings from my shame box while crying.

8. My kitchen floor has a 5 minute rule, my beard has a 15 minute rule.

9. Sometimes I just need a hug.

10. I twitter for Warren Ellis.

11. John Winchester sold both of his idjit boys to me for some magic beans. Still haven't told 'em.

 
I tag... Dean and that pussy pet angel of his.
 
 
Current Mood: aggravatedbeardly
Current Music: The Beat - Save it For Later
 
 
I've tried so hard to obey. For millennia I've been the perfect servant of the Lord.

But I must reveal that I have disobeyed.

I am in love.

But mine is a tragic story.Collapse )
 
 
01 April 2009 @ 12:07 pm
FROM THE VERY SECRET DIARY OF DEAN ALOYSIUS WINCHESTER



Dear Diary,

Sam keeps on withdrawing from me so I've been reading his Twilight books, hoping they will give me some insight into what he broods behind those brown-green-blue-hazel-tourmaline eyes–I mean, sunken wet orbs of his.

Will Sam love me again if I tell him he dazzles me frequently? Like, at a rate of I'd say 11 dazzlings per hour, is that enough to win him back? My pie eating fork has been clean for too long. When will I again taste crusty, flaky sweetness of blueberry? Which as you know, is reconciliation-with-my-brother-pie, according to the chart.

Sometimes I dream about Edward watching me while I sleep in a squeaky rocking chair, and then suddenly Edward has bangs and is very tall and lanky and muscley and I just melt into a puddle of goo.  Which also tastes of pie.  So hungry, diary.  I'm so very, very hungry.


Oh diary I wish I had the courage to post you publicly so I could get advice on how to get Sam to hold me like he used to.

Love always,
Dean


P.S. Sam if you're reading this and don't bring me pie than you are as cruel and heartless as Edward Cullen was in New Moon!

P.P.S. Led Zeppelin RULES.
 
 
Current Mood: depresseddepressed
Current Music: Air Supply - I'm All Out Of Love
 
 
01 April 2009 @ 08:57 am
I have "hacked" this community and while the mods are away the Kripke will play.

Look guys, I know you were mad about the meathooks last year but it kept you interested in season four, right? And now I've got a better idea for season five.

One actor to play both Sam and Dean.

Jared and Jensen are great guys, don't get me wrong. But I'm getting tired of writing for them. It's time for a real professional to step in and bring Supernatural to the next level.

Please welcome your new lead,

Chad…wait for it...


Michael Murray.

Anyone going to say I eat babies now?

Didn't think so.

I also have this great idea about a killer shark that can only be defeated if someone jumps over it but I don't want to give everything away.

All your questions will be answered in season five.

You know you love me.

XOXO,

Kripke
 
 
 
09 October 2008 @ 09:59 pm


ASSUME SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 4.04 IN THE COMMENTS!!


Here's our inaugural episode reaction post for the season, where you're free to discuss the ep or link us to meta, provide soundbites, lolarious macros, screencaps of joy, links to porn and fic and PORN, etc.

In case you need a jumping-off point, here's a handy mini-survey to fill out to let us hear your opinions! Feel free to modify and add to it as you please!

Cut for spoilersCollapse )
 
 
Current Mood: fullfull
 
 
25 September 2008 @ 09:58 pm


ASSUME SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 4.02 IN THE COMMENTS!!


Here's tonight's episode reaction post for the season, where you're free to discuss the ep or link us to meta, provide soundbites, lolarious macros, screencaps of joy, links to porn and fic and PORN, etc.

In case you need a jumping-off point, here's a handy mini-survey to fill out to let us hear your opinions! Feel free to modify and add to it as you please!

Mini-Survey Questions -- Spoilers for 4x02Collapse )
 
 
18 September 2008 @ 08:20 pm


ASSUME SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 4.01 IN THE COMMENTS!!


Here's our inaugural episode reaction post for the season, where you're free to discuss the ep or link us to meta, provide soundbites, lolarious macros, screencaps of joy, links to porn and fic and PORN, etc.

In case you need a jumping-off point, here's a handy mini-survey to fill out to let us hear your opinions! Feel free to modify and add to it as you please!

 
 
Current Mood: drunkdrunk, god willing
Current Music: SPN!!
 
 
16 September 2008 @ 12:23 pm
Hey ONKDers!

Can you all head over to my journal here and answer a poll about the future of the community?

We'd appreciate it muchly!
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11 September 2008 @ 04:34 pm
ONKDers! We've missed you! *hugs* Remember, it's only ONE more week until SPN S4! One!

Because we're reaching the home stretch in the countdown to season 4 of Supernatural, and we're going to celebrate the start of the season by celebrating the actors. By throwing them a sexy housewarming party.



THE J2 HOUSEWARMING PARTY!


Here's how to play:

  • Leave an idea for a Housewarming present you'd give the boys. Or an idea for a domestic activity they could share. It can be friendship or more -- doesn't matter. The idea here is to have fun!


  • Look over the post and find a gift/idea that inspires you, and write some comment fic! Or leave a manip, some icons, a banner, sparkly balloons, etc.


Simple? Good!

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If you'd like to promote the party, feel free to do so with this handy dandy text box 'o code!



Muchas gracias to the lovely memphis86 for the idea! ♥♥♥
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